This is almost like an answering machine post

[unironicsmuppeteer]

bro cant come to the phone right now
or respond to his watch
whatever you want to phrase it as
because he's out living his life

be sure to spam him with horrible things

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[crowsicle]

bro



never mind

[crowsicle]

[Insert photo of a SBaHJ comic here.

It is probably a little bit passive-aggressive but I am not going to actually make a comic what do you think I am made of time???]

[crowsicle]

bro
bro
bro
goddammit
i thought doing that three times in front of a mirror would work

[crowsicle]

ps weve got a new roommate
be on your best behavior when you get back
honestly shes gonna be your best friend from now on
maybe shell finally put the fear of god into roses cat for you

[crowsicle]

i

[crowsicle]

never mind
youll meet her when you get back

everything keeps happening so much B'(

[crowsicle]

sorry about your room its just the only empty space in the house right now

is what i would say
if i were sorry
about the feathers

[crowsicle]

hah aha ha hwha ha haha ah
ooowps that wastne appels jsutie
kuide
juice
jajahahahaha

[crowsicle]

so boro what od youd o when you memet yoru future ex girelifreind in person fore the first time ntoa coutniwng the time whse was a glworing green dog
casue its tnot liek i could tod a lot that time i mean she was all cyring snad stuff an i had a like a big hoeal in me
is ath e answer drink a lot
cse i think im doin goodt

[crowsicle]

maybe sean shouldntw ahave taught me that rick with the bottle and the tealbe edge
san
danw
dean
yeah
dideh really win a swords off you in a powker game jeesus bro

[crowsicle]

whys it here an age thingie on alacohol anayway
this sutfsf is great
i bet im a like a hudnred ears old anwyay btetwenn all the lopign and timeslines shhhhtit

[akito]

I think Davesprite is drunk
And his feathers are everywhere....
Atmos keeps collecting them
And I think there's someone new in the house???
I don't know what's going on ):

If you find anything yummy bring some back for me!!!

[akito]

I think I found bits of one of your puppets in the toilet but I'm not sure

[akito]

Okay!!!
The toilet is working at 100% capacity again now
:)

[crowsicle]

how
do you do this to yourself
i have never seen so much toilet bowl in my life
never
never again

[akito]

Can Davesprite have human hangover remedies or does he have to have bird-safe ones??

Are there even any hangover remedies that are safe for birds?

I hope he feels better soon.

It sounds really gross.

[fangking]

next time you leave you'd better give more fucking advanced notice
i wanna be long gone by the time everyone else in this shithole realizes you've ditched again

[crowsicle]

if akito is still opposite akito by the time you get back
id just like it to be generally known that this wasnt in any way my fault