This is almost like an answering machine post

[unironicsmuppeteer]

bro cant come to the phone right now
or respond to his watch
whatever you want to phrase it as
because he's out living his life

be sure to spam him with horrible things

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[crowsicle]

if i didnt have to stay here and look after kid you i swear to god

[akito]

you should text davesprite more often. he made the most interesting noise

[akito]

oh and if you run into any dryads you should tell me if they bug you.

i hear they try to mate with men they run into but i don't know if they would try hitting on homo men

it would be useful information to have!!!

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 FOUND 4 B34R!!!! >:D
1M GO1NG TO G3T US D1NN3R BRB

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH NO P3RSP3CT1V3 W4S 4 B1TCH 4ND TH1S B34R 1S 4CTU4LLY B1GG3R TH3N H3 SM3LL3D 4T F1RST
H3 SM3LLS JUST 4S B4D 4S MR B1RD OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH SH1T
1 TH1NK H3 S4W

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 TH1NKS H3S COM1NG TO MY D1R3CT1ON....

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH MY GOG
H3S CH4S1NG M3
44444444HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OK4Y 1 CL1MB3D 4 TR33 BUT H3S ST1LL TRY1NG TO COM3 FOR M3
4ND 1 BROK3 MY SH4D3S


1 TH1NK 1M GO1NG TO CRY

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 TH1NK H3 G4V3 UP

...

H3S GON3 NOW
Y44444Y!!!! >:]
4 STORY TO T3LL MY GRUBS WH3N 1 GROW OLD
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

...

W41T

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

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HOW DO 1 GO B4CK DOWN NOW????

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

.......

H3LP

[primrosepath]

It's really a shame you chose this week to abandon us and wander into the wilderness with an underage troll girl. I made hamburgers for dinner last night. Tonight we're having steak. Such a shame you can't be here to join us.

Enjoy your pine needles, wild mushrooms and berries. Don't eat anything you don't know the scientific name of.

[morethanpasta]

Do spiders eat smuppets?

[animator]

Are you out doing something fun and you didn't invite me? Seriously?

I'm offended, Bro. Hurt, Bro. I thought we had a connection. Guess I was wrong.

[goodknightsweetprince]

hey i got something planned for rosie for v day
you gonna be back in time to help an old man out

[primrosepath]

If you're not back by the end of the month I'm assuming your death and dividing your possessions among your brothers.

[primrosepath]

-Swords: Davesprite
-Smuppets: Dirk
-Clothing: Dave
-Alcohol: Donated to the Black Stallion

[crowsicle]

checked the weather i hope your balls freeze off

[crowsicle]

ps i hope you werent attached to that smuppet you left in the attic

[crowsicle]

though on that note me and the cat are getting along just fine now

[primrosepath]

Your littlest brother is molting all over the house because of you. I'm sweeping all of his feathery leavings into your room.

[akito]

[ here are some little photos of the meat dishes rose has been making. enjoy. ]

I didn't know she could cook meat!!!
it's usually only non-meat things

you should bring back some meat with you to cook

[akito]

[ also sends a picture of his no-longer-stitched-up wounds because they've healed enough not to need them. aw yeah. ]

you are really good at doing stitches!! :)
I can play outside again now :) :)