unironicsmuppeteer: (089 | He lives in you)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] unironicsmuppeteer) wrote2013-01-25 12:12 pm
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This is almost like an answering machine post



bro cant come to the phone right now
or respond to his watch
whatever you want to phrase it as
because he's out living his life

be sure to spam him with horrible things
crowsicle: jesus you offended my delicate goddamn sensibilities (fuck you)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
if i didnt have to stay here and look after kid you i swear to god
akito: akito / gazelle (Default)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
you should text davesprite more often. he made the most interesting noise
akito: akito (pic#1137375)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh and if you run into any dryads you should tell me if they bug you.

i hear they try to mate with men they run into but i don't know if they would try hitting on homo men

it would be useful information to have!!!
crayonfetishdragonkin: (35 ♎ Don't even try)

[personal profile] crayonfetishdragonkin 2013-01-25 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1 FOUND 4 B34R!!!! >:D
1M GO1NG TO G3T US D1NN3R BRB
crayonfetishdragonkin: (86 ♎)

[personal profile] crayonfetishdragonkin 2013-01-25 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OH NO P3RSP3CT1V3 W4S 4 B1TCH 4ND TH1S B34R 1S 4CTU4LLY B1GG3R TH3N H3 SM3LL3D 4T F1RST
H3 SM3LLS JUST 4S B4D 4S MR B1RD OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S

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primrosepath: <user name=playtherain> (Others may decieve you)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's really a shame you chose this week to abandon us and wander into the wilderness with an underage troll girl. I made hamburgers for dinner last night. Tonight we're having steak. Such a shame you can't be here to join us.

Enjoy your pine needles, wild mushrooms and berries. Don't eat anything you don't know the scientific name of.
morethanpasta: (and then I got lost on the path of life)

[personal profile] morethanpasta 2013-01-25 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Do spiders eat smuppets?
animator: (Clean the tombs;)

[personal profile] animator 2013-01-25 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you out doing something fun and you didn't invite me? Seriously?

I'm offended, Bro. Hurt, Bro. I thought we had a connection. Guess I was wrong.
goodknightsweetprince: (care to run that one by me again)

[personal profile] goodknightsweetprince 2013-01-25 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
hey i got something planned for rosie for v day
you gonna be back in time to help an old man out
primrosepath: (I don't even know what trick I ought to)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're not back by the end of the month I'm assuming your death and dividing your possessions among your brothers.
primrosepath: (Nothing's quite so clear now)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
-Swords: Davesprite
-Smuppets: Dirk
-Clothing: Dave
-Alcohol: Donated to the Black Stallion
crowsicle: (lose the tude)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
checked the weather i hope your balls freeze off
crowsicle: me putting up with your gooberish ways (o rly)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
ps i hope you werent attached to that smuppet you left in the attic
crowsicle: (shades up)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
though on that note me and the cat are getting along just fine now
primrosepath: <user name=monastic_icons> (Mother isn't here now)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Your littlest brother is molting all over the house because of you. I'm sweeping all of his feathery leavings into your room.
akito: akito (pic#1137387)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ here are some little photos of the meat dishes rose has been making. enjoy. ]

I didn't know she could cook meat!!!
it's usually only non-meat things

you should bring back some meat with you to cook
akito: akito (pic#1137823)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ also sends a picture of his no-longer-stitched-up wounds because they've healed enough not to need them. aw yeah. ]

you are really good at doing stitches!! :)
I can play outside again now :) :)
primrosepath: <user name=pixelatedstardust> (To learn what to be)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't guarantee you'll have anything left in there that isn't covered in orange feathers.
akito: akito (pic#4811262)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ atmos accidentally sends off a picture of himself with a beak filled with orange feathers he's been picking up ]
primrosepath: <user name=pixelatedstardust> (Someone is on your side; No one is)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-01-25 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If a Strider gets lost in a forest and no one is around to hear him, is he still an ironic tool?
crowsicle: me sitting like a sculpture of some guy thinking (pensive)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)





stay safe though
thepuppetmaster: (Thinking ❥ Hmn)

[personal profile] thepuppetmaster 2013-01-25 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Bro why do you do this to me.
Rose is reaching levels of passive aggressiveness that are beyond even her own abilities to psychoanalyse and if I find another orange feather in my clothes/hair/bed/sword sheath I'm going to pluck Dave to save myself the fucking fuss of cleaning up after him.

By the way he destroyed one of your smuppets.
I might have thrown it at him.
I'll make you another one.

Maybe.

Don't get eaten.
That would be inconvenient for all of us.
akito: akito (pic#3777595)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
everyone is crazy

if it wasn't so cold i think i would rather be back in the woods again
thepuppetmaster: (Neutral ❥ Yo)

[personal profile] thepuppetmaster 2013-01-25 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Akito is going to have a nervous breakdown.
akito: akito (pic#1137404)

[personal profile] akito 2013-01-25 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
borrowing some shirts you left behind

i'll take good care of them!!! just need more layers since it's stupid cold now ):
crowsicle: (goddamn it)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-01-25 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
jesus christ maybe ill go woodside to track you down anyway
its stupid face
its everywhere
it wont leave me alone
how does it even fly??

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