This is almost like an answering machine post

[unironicsmuppeteer]

bro cant come to the phone right now
or respond to his watch
whatever you want to phrase it as
because he's out living his life

be sure to spam him with horrible things

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[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 FOUND 4 B34R!!!! >:D
1M GO1NG TO G3T US D1NN3R BRB

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH NO P3RSP3CT1V3 W4S 4 B1TCH 4ND TH1S B34R 1S 4CTU4LLY B1GG3R TH3N H3 SM3LL3D 4T F1RST
H3 SM3LLS JUST 4S B4D 4S MR B1RD OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH SH1T
1 TH1NK H3 S4W

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 TH1NKS H3S COM1NG TO MY D1R3CT1ON....

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OH MY GOG
H3S CH4S1NG M3
44444444HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

OK4Y 1 CL1MB3D 4 TR33 BUT H3S ST1LL TRY1NG TO COM3 FOR M3
4ND 1 BROK3 MY SH4D3S


1 TH1NK 1M GO1NG TO CRY

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

1 TH1NK H3 G4V3 UP

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H3S GON3 NOW
Y44444Y!!!! >:]
4 STORY TO T3LL MY GRUBS WH3N 1 GROW OLD
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

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W41T

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

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HOW DO 1 GO B4CK DOWN NOW????

[crayonfetishdragonkin]

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H3LP