This is almost like an answering machine post

[unironicsmuppeteer]

bro cant come to the phone right now
or respond to his watch
whatever you want to phrase it as
because he's out living his life

be sure to spam him with horrible things

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[crowsicle]

hah aha ha hwha ha haha ah
ooowps that wastne appels jsutie
kuide
juice
jajahahahaha

[crowsicle]

so boro what od youd o when you memet yoru future ex girelifreind in person fore the first time ntoa coutniwng the time whse was a glworing green dog
casue its tnot liek i could tod a lot that time i mean she was all cyring snad stuff an i had a like a big hoeal in me
is ath e answer drink a lot
cse i think im doin goodt

[crowsicle]

maybe sean shouldntw ahave taught me that rick with the bottle and the tealbe edge
san
danw
dean
yeah
dideh really win a swords off you in a powker game jeesus bro

[crowsicle]

whys it here an age thingie on alacohol anayway
this sutfsf is great
i bet im a like a hudnred ears old anwyay btetwenn all the lopign and timeslines shhhhtit